Part II ---- Dance, Dance!!

Nastia

I think most gymnasts have the natural talent and grace to be a good dancer.  Ice skaters too so maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to compete cuz they are crazy good while other sucks.  I did notice she was almost doing a back bend during the waltz so she might have some things to work on.  But she did a really good job for her first time. I watched her during the Olympics and for some reason I can’t stand her.  I use to call her Nasty.  Cuz she always looks like a bitch.  I can’t say I am really liking her this time either but she is a good dancer.  My score:  8

Noah

Noah is a total rock star.  He is not only a wounded vet but a fitness model that works his ass off.  His partner and him have CRAZY chemistry and they did a great job together despite the obvious physical obstacles.  I don’t feel sorry for him, I feel happy for him.  I was on crutches for a weekend and thought I would die.  That’s the difference between me and someone incredibly strong like him…both mind and body.  He is fabulous…with a  smoking hot body too!  My score:  7

Suzanne

Oh Chrissy Snow….you have aged, but you still look pretty good.  John Ritter would be proud.  She does have awesome legs for her age so maybe she does use that thigh master thingy that she sells.  Who knows!  Good things she doesn’t have to move her face much to dance….cuz that ain’t happening!  Holy Botox…I barely see her lips flap up and down and am not sure if she can even smile?  By the way….she is a bad dancer.  My score:  4

Rumer

She looks so much like her mother it’s insane!!  She looks like she had the same nose job as her mom too so maybe that is why.  She was by far THE BEST tonight….the one to beat.  I didn’t realize she was such a graceful thing.  She did great!   And not because mommy and daddy super stars were there….she really has her own talent.  Maybe Val will finally win one!  My score:  9

So all in all, I did not think that most of the dancers were bad…it’s hard to watch the bad ones.  There are really only a couple this year and compared to other years, they are pretty good.  When Woz was on (the nerdy, rich computer guy) he was AWFUL and I just couldn’t watch him.  No one makes me want to totally cringe watching them….YET.

Have a great week, see ya next Monday!